( now listen here, prince sleepyhead. boys that still somehow manage that level of sass before they've even finished their morning juice don't get the sort of delicious things he's currently attempting to prepare for you, and —
… of course,that's a lie that he can't even hope to keep up, even for the sake of a farce, because quite frankly the idea of leaving noctis without the most important meal of the day — out of spite or otherwise — leaves him with a deep feeling of regret despite having not even done it, and. ignis scientia does not have regrets.
curses. foiled by his mother-chocobo nature.
now, just because he's privy to the information that peanuts are, in fact, legumes — that does not in any way mean he knows who first started calling them nuts. he's quiet for a moment as he finishes mixing the batter, perhaps even buying himself time, before he deigns to answer. ) I'm not sure.
( gasp. the great ignis scientia ( ™ ) doesn't know something? better call someone. ) Why don't you look it up while these are cooking? ( aha, gotcha.
yes, he can find a way to make you do homework even when there should be none for you to have. if you're so interested, highness.
escusey. he must start dolloping batter on a pre-heated surface now. can't talk. )
no subject
… of course,that's a lie that he can't even hope to keep up, even for the sake of a farce, because quite frankly the idea of leaving noctis without the most important meal of the day — out of spite or otherwise — leaves him with a deep feeling of regret despite having not even done it, and. ignis scientia does not have regrets.
curses. foiled by his mother-chocobo nature.
now, just because he's privy to the information that peanuts are, in fact, legumes — that does not in any way mean he knows who first started calling them nuts. he's quiet for a moment as he finishes mixing the batter, perhaps even buying himself time, before he deigns to answer. ) I'm not sure.
( gasp. the great ignis scientia ( ™ ) doesn't know something? better call someone. ) Why don't you look it up while these are cooking? ( aha, gotcha.
yes, he can find a way to make you do homework even when there should be none for you to have. if you're so interested, highness.
escusey. he must start dolloping batter on a pre-heated surface now. can't talk. )